CloutAtlas

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[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago

Hillary would have Weekend at Bernies'd him into bombing Iran while he was taking a nap in a sunbeam

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin' bustin'

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah look, the method or type of expansion the Slavs did isn't the important part, plus the territory wasn't some Terra Nullius that Polesian Slavs wandered into and then peacefully built cities upon. I got the sparknotes abridged version of the history, but I was mainly using it to make a point.

The point I was making for the OOP who said "God put us Ukrainians where we are to hold back Russian imperialism like XYZ in the Bible and prevent Moscow from bringing darkness to the world" which implies the Abrahamic God directly creates nation states. Then the next logical question would be "well how did Russia get there?" The aforementioned God made Kiev expand to the White Sea in Finland to the north and modern day Russia to the east so one day, as part of its divine plan, the descendants of Kiev would be able to oppose Russia, who are different descendants of the Kievan Rus?

Which specific group of people that was displaced/assimilated isn't the crux of my argument. I don't know the name of the people who are descendants of the Scythians, I was picking away at a delusion of a divine destiny.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago (3 children)

They never did reply to my comment pointing out that Russia existing is due to Kievan Rus' expansions driving out/killing the many Tartar, Bulgars, Scythian, Khazar etc nomadic and semi nomadic peoples in the region and that Moscow was only established as a Slavic city in 950AD, as Kievan Rus settlers migrated north east.

Was that also God's plan? For Kievan Rus' imperialism to create Russia then spend the rest of time opposing Russian imperialism?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 36 points 6 days ago

Look, if Israel is allowed to purposefully sink US warships, they'll be allowed to kill a bunch of US citizens.

Did anyone even get a slap on the wrist for Rachel Corrie's death?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

How about that one time zone in Australia that was established just so people traveling between Adelaide and Perth (back when it took like almost a week) could adjust to the difference in when the sun rose/set

UTC+08:45

"The use of this timezone dates back to at least 1935. The April 1935 Commonwealth Railways public timetable shows that 'Central Time' was used by that government organisation between Wynbring (in the East; Localities on the Trans-Australian Railway) and Rawlinna (in the West). Passengers were advised to advance/removed their watches by 45 minutes each night on their journey."

The number of permanent residents that use this weird time is in the double digits, incl. the town of Cocklebiddy (population:14)

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Slavs would be a balkanized or barely federated series of principalities and city states if the Mongols never rode west and killed so many of them they were forced to band together or face extinction. Russia and Ukraine wouldn't exist if it weren't for this historical event. Does this mean Genghis Khan is God, or at the very least the will of God?

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

They don't taste nearly as good after a while, since the onion flavour comes from sulfur in the soil which it utilizes to make itself too pungent for (most) herbivores to eat.

Eventually, in the same soil, the onion stalks will get milder and milder, until there's no more sulfur in the soil. Onions (not just green) grown in soil entirely absent of sulfur will be sweet (esp if the cultivar was sweet to begin with)

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's about how the Democrats are going to reboot The Bund, which will still be set in 1920's Shanghai but starring Americans while filmed entirely in Georgia

It sounds like a terrible idea but I digress

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Thumbnail: Chinese flag vs American flag

Actual content: Anything but Chinese

Result: Chinese

Lol

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Hello! Depending on where your passport is from, you may not need a visa for a visit under 30 days, consult here (US and Canada are not on the list)

Apps you may need are WeChat and/or AliPay, and for a VPN to be able to onto the liberal website "Hexbear" I use Mullvad.

Early October isn't exactly the best time to visit if you're going during the start, as it's 八一 which means there will be a lot of domestic tourists. A lot of locations/trains will be absolutely flooded or booked out. In later October, the South will still be t-shirt and short weather while the north will be colder, meaning you should pack some jackets (I'd recommend layers to easily put on take off as needed)

The blue share bicycles are available for tourists (as they are AliPay) whereas the yellow Meituan ones are rented through WeChat and require a Chinese phone number (which requires a Visa/身份证 to obtain)

You'll also notice food portions get larger as you travel north. Always reminds me of my Tianjin grandfather saying something about southerners being stingy and/or greedy. If you ever hit the north east (东北)you might actually encounter all you can eat buffets for like $3 USD. Bear this in mind when you're ordering food, to avoid ordering too much once you get to the north.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

Larry David-ian bit about a guy signing up to the national guard to get military benefits while having the lowest chance of being deployed overseas or actually seeing combat

 

Had a lovely WeChat conversation with my 96 year old revolutionary grandfather a couple days ago and at one point he hit me with the "You should buy property over there to rent out, it's very lucrative, and you should take the {老外|lǎo wài}'s money and spend it in China"

I actually had no idea how to respond to this financial advice. Like at face value, the housing market is a bubble and could collapse at any moment, and also I'm not sure how moral being a parasite would be even if you're leeching off of the benefactors of colonialism and western hegemony.

 

年年有余,岁岁平安 comrades

I am quite drunk and very well fed. Fireworks are banned in Wuhan proper and yet they're going off still.

 

Or: "Timekeeping is a fuck and this shit is convoluted"

Preface: There are 3 types of calendars. Solar (like the Gregorian calendar), Lunar (like the Islamic calendar) and Lunisolar (like the Hebrew calendar).

"The Korean lunisolar calendar, like most other East Asian calendars such as those of Japan, Mongolia, Vietnam, among others, are all derived from historical variants of Chinese ones such as the Shixian calendar of the Ming dynasty."

I'm not a die hard about calling it "Chinese New Year" despite TET in Vietnam and Seollal in Korea both being derived from the Chinese calendar, among others. They have adapted their own customs and traditions to it. Calling the celebration "Chinese New Year" is not the most accurate. I am of a mind to call it what matters to you, you don't have to translate it. Ramadan is Ramadan, no need to translate it to "Scorching Heat", Hanukkah is Hanukkah, no need to translate it to "Dedication".

However, to call it "Lunar New Year" implies it's the definitive lunar calendar, which erases other civilizations' timekeeping traditions. There are multiple lunar calendars with their own lunar new years such as Ugadi in India, Hijri in Muslim countries and the Tamil calendar as well.

Not to mention the Chinese calendar is actually lunisolar and not solely lunar, incorporating both solar and lunar timekeeping, so "Lunar New Year" is half accurate at best. Switching to calling it "Lunisolar New Year" also runs into similar issues, the Thai calendar is lunisolar (but Songkran/Thai New Year is in April) as is the Hebrew calendar (Rosh Hashanah/Hebrew New Year is in Sept-Oct)

In China, using {农历|nónglì}/agricultural calendar (due to its historical significance in relation to farming) or {旧历|jiùlì}/old calendar to refer to the Chinese calendar are the most accurate whereas {阴历|yīnlì}/lunar calendar and {阳历|yánglì}/solar calendar being common vernacular despite being technically incorrect.

Just call it {春节|chūnjíe}/Spring Festival or {新年|xīnnián}/New Year, it's the most common terms ({元旦|yuándàn} is the most common way of referring to the Gregorian new year in China itself.) It really doesn't matter that much to us. The term "Chinese New Year" is rarely used in China and was probably a term used by Chinese immigrants for the benefit of Westerners.

Tl;Dr "Lunar New Year" is well meaning but incorrect, erases other lunar calenders and recently has been used maliciously.

 

I actually had no idea this private villa was there before I got there.

Kinda funny the villains' secret base where they plot against the protagonists is now just a tourist attraction based-department

 

It was extremely funny to see the driver park this (taking up 1.5 spaces) get out, then hop on an electric scooter to drive away.

 
 

Cutaway gag: Trosky is lying on the ground in a pool of blood with his arm over his torso and legs twisted in a classic Family Guy severely injured pose with a pick coming out of his skull next to Pyotr

Pyotr in Mexico on a landline: Joe, this is Pyotr, I'm done picking my team.

Stalin in his office in a split screen: Pyotr?? Where have you been? That game was in 1928! We are about to be invaded

Pyotr: I picked comrade Trostky! It took me a long time to find him, he was in Mexico! A lot of Mexicans down here...

Stalin: Good, tell him to come back, we can put aside our differences for now, the Fascists are sure to invade us soon, our spies learned of something called "Operation Barbarossa". Why did it take you so long to select a team?

Pyotr: Ooh... Pick as in select. My bad.

 

Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unti me, for the sins of the CEOs must be baptized in blood and fear.

 

Australian icon upholding her Volcel Pledge even when incarcerated in a Yankee zoo.

 

Tag yourselves

 

Tl;dr Chinese lab grown meat and plant based meat is potentially going to undermine the American factory farms in production and price.

The article even brings up how it's better for the planet than clearing forests to grow crops to feed animals for meat. But at what cost?!?!?

Also the title was even more red scare-y when first published.

 

You're just girt by owl on all sides. Completely surrounded by owl

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