Boynomoder

He has the youth vote and white males and....it's not 2016 anymore, you have to stop blaming yourself for the accident...move on. WAKE UP!

Do you have a fade?

Analysts are suggesting (NOT REALLY) that this bold change in foreign policy (THE US HAS NO POLICY INVOLVING THIS FAKE COUNTRY) has been motivated by perceived political instability in the country (THERE IS NO INSTABILITY, THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST) after the passing of their revolutionary leader Jimmy Buffet (JIMMY BUFFET IS NOT A COMMUNIST DICTATOR, HE IS DEAD THO).

BITCH WTF IS THE CHAPOTRAPHOUSE COMM EVEN FOR???

It’s weird having a yankee Pope, but he seems to have spent a lot of his time in Latin America and chose to speak in Spanish…so there is that.

I’ve also seen a lot of talk that suggest his taking the name Leo signifies his desire to highlight Catholic Social Teaching as it pertains to capitalism and the problems of our modern world such as his predecessor and most recent namesake did.

I’ve also seen a lot of MAGA people losing their mind and Steve Bannon in an interview saying he’d be a dark horse pick but potentially one of the worst because woke (lol).

Personally, I hope he continues the focus on God’s mercy Francis’s papacy had and continues the Church down the synodal path he set it on.
I hope he continues to advocate for the Palestinian people.
And a bit more selfishly, I hope he doesn’t reverse Francis’s position on the blessing of same sex couples and trans people being allowed to be God parents and baptized.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Idk how to feel about it.

I feel like Francis did a lot to rekindle my faith, but it is still so dim. Now my feed is filled with so many outside voices reporting and politicking and it seems this whole thing will almost be a referendum on his Papacy.

Idk

I know a lot of Hexbear will be crab emoji-ing, but I’m genuine sad at his passing.
I’d like to think it happening on Easter is symbolic of something.

When I am Elden Lord it will be illegal not to make things in a way that accommodates short people.