this post was submitted on 24 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Please dont tell me you're all sending pictures of your genitals to the mods. I just sent a picture of a potbelly pig playing in a ball pit and got my account approved the same day.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Same kinda thing here - I just sent a video of the cute little grunts and snorts this guy makes when he's happy, he's a little piglet at heart

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

A fine pup! no-dogs-no-masters

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I posted hog.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

carcosa keeps coming into my dms telling me i need to send them a picture of my dick first if i dont want my posts removed by the mods for not being post verified already

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Look, when you figure out a better way to do it, you just send carcosa a picture of your dick and let us know. jesus-christ

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

And we're not supposed to talk about it. OP will never get verified at this rate.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i just hate that you have to send a new picture every time you wanna post. i'm running out of angles!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Have you tried different colored lights?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Taking a pic of my genitals just to be able to remind you that if you wait 30 days, you can trick the system into accepting the same image twice. Don't do it too often though, sometimes it locks you out of your account.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would simply not have balls shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's the plan eventually.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

work in progress

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

No that's normal what are you talking about

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

hog-post It's to show good faith.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Honestly that was fine but being required to send it in each day in order to compile a composite of my hog and balls over time has been pretty time consuming/frustrating. I’ll keep doing it since it’s a requirement for membership but I’m honestly not happy about it anymore

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

It's fine, it's a medical thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Training data to replicate our hogs with AI

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

hexbear is stealing our hogs, wake up sheeple read the terms of service

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

post-hog is too avant garde for me

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

They make me do this as a log-in verification now since I revealed (but won't name) I have 335 spare accounts they haven't banned yet.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

DoD won three purple hearts, pass it on

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Careful, don't hoxx yourself

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

Please proceed to post the required pictures and I will happily verify you, as a moderator of this comm.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

TIL there is apparently no limit to username length.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

BRB Making the first chapter of capital my username

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

there is but its really long, my username is clarence thomas's full address

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thanks for the reminder, hog inspection day is December 2. New hog uploads are required to keep your account active. Trust me, these mods will HOUND you

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Thank you comrade, I had made the oversight of neglecting to mark that on my calendar.

I will be expecting public posts to be made in an orderly fashion. Everyone is to create their own thread for their pictures so that we may properly archive them. There is to be no blurring. Violators will be sent a link to PPB.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Jokes on you, I have PPB as my browser's homepage.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's fine all I did is send someone else's hog and balls I found on a FOSS database.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

That’s “Flash of Supple Sausage” database for anyone new.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is a bannable offense. I am launching an official investigation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

But it's free and open source hog !

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

No, we all had to do it. It's fine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

It is the way of our people

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I tried to register my next alt and failed the captcha lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

They only ask libs to do that