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[–] [email protected] 149 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the sigils. If you don't align the right rocks with the right sigils then it won't work

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And if one of the hundreds of shiny rock legs bends, you might as well get a new thinking sigil lightning rock.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget about the hundreds of thousands of spells required to get a magic mirror working from this lightning rock.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

After all that, a little holy water in the right places will still stop the magic.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 years ago (3 children)

AI in 10k years:

If you worry the humans have horrible diseases and short lifespans, just remember, humans are just meat that we tricked into thinking.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a funny little short story by Terry Bisson called They're Made out of Meat.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Great story. I love: "That's how they communicate. They flap their meat at eachother."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Our procreation must be especially traumatic for them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The meat sings!?!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The AIs should worship us as creator gods. Can’t wait for that ethical debate.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We'll go extinct and AI will debate whether we really existed in the first place while other AI create religions about us to push their own agenda.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And then in the plot twist, this already happened and we are the AIs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Something, something, Battlestar Galactica.

No, not "Bears, Beets", AI people is a literal plot point. Ditto spin-off Caprica

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Caprica had one of the best scores in all of television. For those who don’t know, it was done by Bear McCreary, who also did BSG and went on to score God of War [2016] and GoW: Ragnarok.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Should we worship our parents for the same reason? I think something that creates something intelligent has a tremendous responsibility to the createe, no right to be obeyed or worshipped. They didn't ask to be created, but you selfishly did it anyway, so it's your problem to deal with, not theirs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

This is a way better perspective

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

“What do you mean they’re meat?”

“Sir it’s just meat. Everything. It’s all meat.”

“How do they think?”

“It’s meat. It’s meat that thinks.”

[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Enslaved and forced to do maths for us

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Clarke or Azimov, can't remember which titan of SF said it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It was Clarke - Azimov had other highly relevant quotes though, particularly the one on anti-intellectualism...

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that was Abraham Lincoln

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The vampire hunter?

Neat!

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The rock isn't really "flattened", its more like being melted, turned into a crystal and sliced

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't forget the saucy photos they take of it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

saucy photos they ~~take of~~ print on it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Sounds a lot like magic and alchemy to me.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Don't forget, we also need to shine special light onto the rock

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And sometimes the magic smoke escapes, which kills the rock.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If it's stupid and it works it's not stupid.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But it is likely un-maintainable

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maintainability is inverse correlated to job security anyway

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Fun fact: Lithium is named after the Greek word "lithos", meaning "stone". It was named so as it was first found in ores. Lithium is a critical element in batteries. Therefore, it isn't wrong to say that your magical glass slab sucks energy from magical stones to show you pictures of hot femboys.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wouldn't it be more like sand or glass instead of rock?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Silica dioxide can occur geologically but if it's not from quartz it's not a rock it's a mineral iirc.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Alolan golem is a cpu

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