Melbourne

Interview done - went as well as it could have done, once I had to stop because my voice shook but she reassured me and I took a deep breath and went on.
A lot of the questions I'd prepared she didn't ask and a couple she asked I hadn't anticipated, but I got through them just fine and she could see how I'd think on the fly and (I hope) knew my stuff.
She said I'd probably hear by the end of the day, so fingers crossed!

I did make da McDonald's dis morning coz i am a certified tight-arse. Egg and sausage macburger deluxe macmuffin with unlimited hash browns (2 per person) and a bottomless instant coffee.

I did learn if one touches the inside of a hot airfryer wiz ze fingies one can become a human car alarm.

I hung up my new solar lamp outside. Is pretty.

Hopefully it holds up to the weather OK.

ugh hubs is about to find out if he's fired or has to fire half his team. Sucks.

Just a friendly reminder that cooking gyoza at 2:30am is natural, healthy and perfectly normal.

Also, racism and anti-Semitism of some fam members is so subtly expressed. Most know it's wrong, that's why they state it in passive aggressive ways. 🤬 The stupid ones just repeat shit they hear on Fox. Then there are the ones with "inside" knowledge. 🙄

I'm so sick of the petty hate.

There's a blue tongue lizard chillin next to my water heater tank outside. Lilttle dude is just basking and loving life.

I done 5000 steps today. Woop woop. Go me. 👍

Cheers everybody on this 2nd Friday Night 🍺 🎶 🏏

welp, good news or bad, there shall be brisket.

It's at the point now where the smell is slowly driving us mad

I mixed sour cream and Philly cream cheese into my scrambled eggs mix. They're fluffy and delicious!

Kids now given us pink eye. 0/10. Would not rate. Parents: Please tell me this phase ends soon!

i moved a worm

PSA: Marge will visit us tomorrow and on Wednesday. Conduct your outdoor activities today.

we saw a big meteor streak across the sky last night , it might be part of the Taurids, which is cool 😊🌠

Feet up. Beer open. Game console on.

Do you what's good about being a CEO? I tell my workers that I'm leaving the room and when I get back there better be music on. I don't care who or how just make it happen.

Interview today at 10 - cross fingers for me!

Not liking these rain/storm forecasts, I'm supposed to be heading up to the Rangers to go camping this coming weekend.

BEHOLD PRECARIOUSLY POSTIONED CHIPS!

edit... positioned.. I've turned off spell check because my spelling has suffered recently :(

I have come down with a huge crush on a guy I recently hooked up with. Fuck.

Best shower glass cleaner? I’ve used so many and can never get a perfect finish. Looks great from a distance but once you get closer the soap scum is still faintly there.

Tennis time! Did I mention I've been playing a lot recently? I have been feeling extra tired lately and should reduce my playing time and increase my recovery time, but I think I am addicted. (Also that it is physical exercise so that's my rationale for too much tennis!)

Ok my bed sitch has been sorted. Will temporarily take over the couch till I find a new one! Don't want to drop $800+ so will search marketplace for a cheapie!

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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