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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The fact that they don’t mention his “America deserved 9/11” statement makes this thread so much funnier

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago (3 children)

This is a terrible thing to say.

Just one 9/11?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every Muslim in America is a new 9/11. I had to see a brown person yesterday, literally 9/11.

/s

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Actually, if you apply the population adjustment metric for units of 9/11, every brown person you see is equivalent to about 5000 9/11s.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now this is the kind of image we invented the Internet for.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

@[email protected] inspired me, not gonna lie data-laughing

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

i'm not certain it deserved all 600+ 9/11s that covid inflicted upon random people living in it, but boy howdy our govt did its best to make sure every one of those 600+ 9/11s happened

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 years ago

putting capitalists into re-education camps

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Slightly tangential, but “re-education” is one of those thought terminating cliches that if you stop and think about for more than a second, makes complete sense in a lot of scenarios. If there’s a population or sub-population that overwhelmingly holds racist, misogynistic, xenophobic, and/or classist views, then yeah they need some educating. And if I’ve got to sit in the DMV for a couple hours every few years just to renew an ID, they can sit through an hour presentation on why being a bigot is a problem.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

i know it's not what you meant, but i love the idea that After the Revolution we'll send the petty bourgeoisie to till the soil, but the DMV will still exist largely unchanged.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Garbage still needs to be collected, still need to make sure people know what the road signs are.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

sorry, i'm having a fit of anarchism, you sound like a crazy person to me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

After the revolution...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Instead we get liberal diversity modules lmao it’s not even training they’re ten minute interactive modules that most companies are required to do

And you’d think recognizing microagressions means you’ve solved racism. Really irritates me

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Re-education takes longer than an hour, surely.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Re-education" gets a bad rap because it's frightening for Burgerlanders to imagine being forced to re-learn anything rather than bumblefucking through their lifelong illusion of consumer choices where they're the infallible Main Character. wojak-nooo

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

300 milli main characters

all genocide inheritors

the burger reich is on the mic

the world's disparagers

debatebro-l

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago

i lowkey wanna go there and just concern troll him and keep asking for more links

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

landlords👏 aren't👏 people👏

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago

They're a class!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Let them without link cast the first LIB

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Destiny sub is kinda easy pickings considering his fanbase are people who are Nazis but don't like the label.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

So neoliberals?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Everyone in that thread needs to be fucking shot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

That and the Vaush sub are completely unhinged and obsessed with defending Israel.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 years ago

I like Hasan. He's a nice guy.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

liberals think socialism is worse than fascism, example #2192734538962798652938e7928r702657203894573425

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s like, what, the right gets to constantly parrot Turner Diaries ass rhetoric and nobody says shit, but the second any of us gets even remotely violent we’re treated like we’re the assholes? Fucking decorum pervert bullshit

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I've never heard of someone being canceled for saying we should kill landleeches. I feel like that doesn't happen.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Love the genre of chuds trying to show Hasan as bad and then just posting his W's, like the pronouns guy posting his best clip

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Fascists will get upset when people call for the deaths of landlords and businessmen but don’t ask why they get little sympathy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

I love that Hasan is so famous online, because you get these freaks obsessed with hating on him for things that aren't even that outrageous or bad. Can't they pick something else?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh noes he verbily bashed the fasc!

I'd say it's just PPB time and be done with the fasc enjoyer.

Or oh hey yeah I found this link, looks like you're right and he's really disrespectful. Man what a jerk janet-wink

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Destiny. Not the video game, but the annoying neoliberal crybaby streamer

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I figured it could be the h3h3 sub because it often gets brigaded by destiny people who hate hasan and say shit like this