chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
It's called Havana Syndrome, you may have heard of it??
I knew the Chinese were involved with Havana the moment I learned what that word means.
Mao once hit me over the head with an abacus and all the beads came out and I slipped on them Home Alone style and then he laughed.
Any time I see a tunnel I have to pull over and inspect it to make sure Xi Jinping didn't paint it on a mountain to trick me so that he could have a big ole roast dinner. So far it's just tunnels but you never know.
Be careful with those tunnels the CCP puts trains in them 
If you think that's scary, they have the technology to drop a grand piano on your head and replace your teeth with keys playing a jingle. Anywhere.
I have nightmares about intercontinental ballistic pianos.
I'm terrified that China is going to throw me a birthday party and when I go to blow out the candles on the cake it's dynamite.
I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition) in theaters & Stalin shouted "this prole eating beans" & everyone laughed.
Like with bears, it's very important to know if you're dealing with a CPC or a CCP. A CCP will probably back off if you play dead or make yourself very large and loud. If you're dealing with a CPC, just run and pray you're faster.