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I'm not Sinophobic or anything but when I think of China it scares me so much I flop over on my back like an opossum so the CCP believes I'm dead (hexbear.net)

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I will lay there on the ground with my belly exposed and my mouth open until the CCP loses mental interest in me. Sometimes multiple times per day. Why do they keep doing this to me?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have nightmares about intercontinental ballistic pianos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I'm terrified that China is going to throw me a birthday party and when I go to blow out the candles on the cake it's dynamite.