"Give me back my child!"
"Non."
LE BRRRRRRRRRRRTTT
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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Is that Jesus holding baby Jesus?
The genetic dynasty has begun
The Trinity is weird.
Can't I just have eternal damnation instead? Sacre bleu!
Et sacre rouge, et sacre blanche.
Jamais vu quelqu'un distribuer autant de pains à la fois
"Allez tous vous faire foutre !" ... et iels y allèrent.
Inconcevable!
Now she's cursed to like smelly cheese and hate on railroad workers, poor lady…
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Luxembourg
If anything that would be a reverse french flag (red white blue instead of blue white red) so Jesus is making her the "ante-french" ?
The flag was defined as a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue in 1848, but it was not officially adopted until 1993.
They were so embarrassed of copying the French colors it took almost 150 years to officially adopt it
meanwhile https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_the_Netherlands is asking "what am I, chopped liver?"
Sins? That must be the Dutch flag then.
Yeah, that's how I read this. She's not being punished, she's crying tears of joy as Jesus makes her Dutch!
a bicycle descends from the sky as the angel choir sings
I’m-a firin my Franco-beam
WAIT, isn't that the flag of Luxemburg? The blue looks too light for the Dutch flag or the French flag.
Or maybe he saves a sinner by making her french
Wait, if Jesus is saving a sinner, then he's absorbing the frenchness out of the woman!
"Since my love is endless, I'm gonna deDepardieu you forever"
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.
And steals her baby.
mon dieu, sacre bleu !
Forgot to label the baby. 2/10 meme.