If you don't control your fart, you are likely to follow through.
Dear Mx Dreeshen,
In regards to your last letter, I believe I wholeheartedly understand your concerns.
Your letter helped open my eyes to the error in our plans for the city and thus we shall no longer proceed to install our planned dedicated bicycle lanes.
You are correct that we must deal with the increasing demand for access to our great city.
Therefore we shall be announcing vast improvements to our road structure in the form of increased public transport services, dedicated bus-only routes, additional pedestrianised streets in major shopping areas, and even a couple of tram routes, on top of the bicycle lanes laid out in our original plan - all thanks to your wonderful letter!
Get wrecked you spineless automotive shill.
With love,
Jyoti Gondek
Would actually love to see the shit show if decisions were entirely AI automated.
I want to see Pickford be deemed offside from a throw in the opposition are taking.
I want to see Isak fumble another easy 1 on 1 and be awarded a goal for it anyway.
I want to see Mo Salah get sent off after the AI mistakes him dribbling the ball for kicking someone in the head.
Can't be much worse than that we already have.
With the rise of the far right in Germany, I could sadly see plenty of them agreeing with this version...