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"No."

Crisis averted, can get back to fixing things now. The only way you're getting me on the phone is if there's some audio component to the problem (alarm buzzers or tones they aren't able to identify) that isn't easy to explain in text. Other than that, there are usually just a handful of common issues and you can tell which path we're going down after a sentence or two of their description.

Boy, you sure did get 'em. No pointing out bad behavior unless your history is unblemished, I guess.

...when you see an actor snorting something up their nose is a powered [sic] called inositol...

Proofreading hard.

I'd watch this Red Dawn reboot.

He puts the cunt in contusion. Works better out loud rather than written though.

Arriving at that conclusion means they must have considered a possibility where Great Leader might be wrong. Verdict: guilty as hell.

A tank full of sharks and gloves that dispense a sticky concentrated chum mixture with each hit. Get a couple good body blows in, knock them into the water, let nature (+/-) take its course.

Ironically and hypocritically

"Predictably" would also fit here.

Hot-glue some of the holes so they each play a different chord. Maybe some kind of flexible barrier in front could redirect airflow until the vehicle picks up speed so some or all will stay quiet initially.

It's okay, they're using that special load-bearing drywall.

Sink them all. They know what they're doing, we know what they're doing, quit playing games.

Cope cord.