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News fresh off the press (alright, alright, a bit old) (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago

You know what, if they get what they want manipulating the news we could start doing the same. Send this post to your facebook friends and let gradma think it's true

[–] ragebutt 33 points 5 months ago

being a hentai addict would make him objectively cooler than the piece of literal shit he actually is

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Doing hentai addicts and dogfuckers dirty

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hahaha you actually made me lol 😂 nice one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Thanks stranger

[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Ya just can't make this stuff up. The world has gone full satire.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So sad that there are no fact checks to validate this... But it looks like a headline, so it must be true...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I know it's true because I was there. I was the hiking trial

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are there non-lewd sex acts?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

"Zuckerberg performs missionary in the bedroom under the blankets with the lights off for purposes of procreation with dog" sounds worse, honestly

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I worry for the mind that wrote that.

Hope you're ok

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I worry for the dog, personally

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

woof

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Meow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Nothing wrong with hentai...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Did he finally get the zuck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

"The Chaser Weakly"

I wonder how many people will catch that lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I heard he tried to commission custom hentai but no one wanted to do anything that fucked up, so he started to develop ai, but as he is not getting anywhere, he is back trying to commission stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Facebook is still fact checking posts, so honestly I'm not sure what the change Zuck announced actually was. My SIL posts anti vac nonsense and homeschooling garbage that still gets fact checked as of today.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this the onion?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Nope. It really happened.