badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Deleting thread cos it was trending towards self harm and I'm not sure how to best handle that. My apologies
Title, image (if applicable) and body text (if applicable)
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I will steal these as my own
Edit:. I'm lroud of each and every one of you here 
Shoot coward you will only kill a beanis
She Beanis on my garbanzo til I lentil
And post
Okay now delete this so I can repost it
Feel free to do it anyway lol
Uh uh uhhh
It's okay take your time
uh uhh j robinette biden and kamabla hairs executed by hummus
What if I was Donald Trump and I just decided to scream for the entire presidency as a bit?
GOOD bit
they goosestepped in a moment unbridled enthusiasm
'this a delicate momen' 'an awkward 45 degree kick of the leg' 'a roman step'
How we can survive the Trump presidency.
We just need to practice bipartisanship and avoid being too radical.
peaceful transfer of power we cant afford to lose decorum at such a critical time
ziip
I said BAD post not batpost smdh damn head
When i do a fart but instead i become aware of the water in which i swim:
Image:
Body text: i was sure it was just a fart
The water was farts all along
That explains a lot
Uh...Kink shaming is ableism...
Sex is ableism
Celibacy is ableism 
uh uh hamas beanis
Every one of you is a fucking asshole. Try to be more like Riker.
Who? Is that a star war character?
Ah shid ah fuck ummm beenis
Edit: we need the third panel reaction where they cheer
Uhhh beanholio
2025 world shitting championships
Signup sheet below:
el clasico
It may be a good idea to pull the trigger because there's so much shitposting going on inside my head the site would crash if I were to post actual badposts and not the fake badposts I come up with to prevent the them from leaking out.
PENIS PENIS PENIS
uhhhh shit oh uhhhmmm oh fuck oh my god fuck shit fuck
Cmon blighty you got this
so uh i uh well yeah uh if uh i uh well uh imma uh [shids diarrhea in and through pants]
snare below
badump tish
the cymbal is a freebie, please put the gun down
they were finger guns u got syked out
champagne and champion - evolutionary symbiosis? 
Champignon 
We could have had lewis hamilton eating shrooms on podium 
Poo poo pee pee poo poo
absolute terrible post
would make a joke about being too depressed to threaten me with a good time, but it would be too on the nose and way too dark
