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[–] [email protected] 116 points 7 months ago (2 children)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 7 months ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[–] [email protected] 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Lives in a dream

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago (2 children)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago

There is italian music playing

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Anon sounds like me

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Abby Shapiro?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago