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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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The winner gets this dorito that I've only sucked on a little bit it's still good

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The freer the market, the freer the people.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The winner gets this dorito that I've only sucked on a little bit it's still good

kombucha-disgust fuck it you win, I came here to be cringe and instead I was forced to cringe cri

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

One of my best friends in high school was the whole package to me: smart, funny, strong, kind but also not afraid to roast me or anyone else when needed, and interesting. I ended up having a big crush on her and with hindsight I can now see that the feeling was mutual. I was gonna tell her and ask her out one day walking back to school from a coffee shop and I chickened out and told her I had a crush on SOMEONE ELSE. We never dated and are no longer in touch.

She was second in a long line of potentially wonderful relationships that never happened cause I wasn't honest and open about my feelings.

It's me. I am the cringe.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

"It's me. I am the cringe."

[–] [email protected] 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Explain cocaine to Trump? Theo merely adopted coke. Trump was born in it. Molded by it

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ye olde wife bad cartoons are classic cringe. That or old imgur memes.. or even current imgur memes... Or Imgur as a whole

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago

Veganism is a colonialist, racist, and white supremacist ideology.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

I once bought and wore fingerless gloves for like two weeks before I realized how much of a tool I looked like. I was 23.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Greetings m'lady, would you care to converse with a gentle sir who has over a million Reddit karma?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Elon Musk is saving humanity, despite the efforts of you woke mind virus victims

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

True story: yesterday I went to get a pedicure and while she was filing one of my toenails it came off

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

You what's cringe. Drumpf. Yeah I said it. Its the cheeto. Gonna cry now putler bot. I know you definitely support project 2025. Cringe is a altrightleft dogwhistle to demonize people which was deployed from iran and russia. They don't have rights over there. Free tibet free hong kong free ukriane free lebanon.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

hamas-red-triangle
cheeto

Me about to demolish that cheeto..... wait.. you said dorito? Nah gross get it away from.me

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Ok, imagine you have 2 cows.

(sorry I guess this is my bit now #NoMoreHalfMeasures)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

can you suck on another one? I want to taste the flavor of owl saliva

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The owl beanises at midnight