After a round of trying press interviews, Kristi Noem prefers to take time to let her hair down, take off her make-up, and really enjoy a meal for once.

Capitalism

The waiter telling you that this was not an all you can eat buffet and you have to pay for everything you just ate.

ERMAHGERD WYRMS

bremdstimks

Are you not entertained?

me eating 800 calories worth of leftovers over the kitchen sink at 1 am

Oh! You're home early!

happy, moisturised, in my lane, flourishing

Voulez-vous une baguette?

Would you like a baguette?

(I use Google translate so if it's bad don't blame me)

Relationship goals

Serious question: why do they always look like they are looking right at you? is it that they’re absorbing all the light all around them and the dark spot is just “your” light?

I promise I can stop anytime.

Naked Lunch

This isn't what it looks like

Screenshot from groundbreaking new release of kaiju + tentacle porn is a must watch.

I saved you one

Ah, yes. A new challenger. Please come forward.

Double fisting bruh!

“[munch]omnuummm-mmm[munch, lipsmack] mmm-nom”

Honey! I'm home!

When you're caught eating everything out of the pantry in the middle of the night

This could be you but you human.

“I can has werm-burger? “

"Great grub!"

Best three-way ever!!

Forbidden foursome

"Now kiss."

having your cake, and eating it too

Lunch time

Ayyy! Caramba!

double food cricket

Oh, would you like some?

First image of Joost Klein's disqualifying behavior at the Eurovision Song Contest

It's time to party, you get the beer, I got the grub.

Caterpillar-chucks!