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...this non-binary shit takes LGBTQ+ too far. I was fine with gay people, bisexual people, and even trans people who don't look too freakish, but I can't accept people who fall too far beyond the status quo! They’re just not normal enough, and I must say: what's more leftist than supporting mandatory conformity to heavily reinforced traditionalist norms?"

I will not attend the Joe Biden lookalike contest at femboy Hooters

-once they are done coming, I am less leftist.

I condemn Hamas and will for Joe Biden.

you have to give credit to Thatcher for sticking to her principles, and forging a path for future women in politics

…I don’t think owls should be allowed to vote in the upcoming McDonald’s chicken selects vs McRib contest.

this is the most important election of our lifetime

...I'm the biggest Hillary supporter. It's her turn.

Joe Biden needs to calm down on catering to the socialists and tankies, they're hurting his reelection chances!

IT'S HER TURN!!

But somebody shit in my pants so I'm voting for 99% Hitler now.

im as leftist as they come but we really do need to reach across the aisle more often

...I'm also as rightist as they come, making me the perfect Centrist

-unfortunately they do not come very leftist. Now, let me tell you some things about Romani people.

... I think we should do a couple more Holocausts

...landlords provide an important service.

"-what's a little genocide between friends?"

...I like mayonnaise

I'm as leftist as they come, butt.

-nothing! Get out from under my tank!

But her emails

Whatever happened to gary cooper

I'm right handed.

... I just can't stand having to breathe weed smoke all day. Puffing on fat doinks in public is worse than cigarettes.

-but they are all celibate

...I think Stalin made a few mistakes.

(I could fix him)

--I'm leftofthat. 😊

… not really.

looks like someone works at OpenAI

....honeydew melon is underrated

...I think the Three Gorges Dam should be nuked