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I will stop using lol as punctuation as soon as they come up with a punctuation mark that conveys my need to be liked

3:48 PM Β· 2024-02-22 Β· 24K Views



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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

:) uses actual punctuation

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or some way to appear non threatening or well meaning. I usually just :)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rofl it really is like that lol whoops

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Please don't be brusque with me I'll cry lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I need an emoji for the closed-mouth-back-of-the-throat snort-laugh-chortle noise.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Here you go

:(){:|:&};:
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Can we call it "Chortle Stif" As in to stifle a chortle.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It'd be nice to have friends haha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no this conveys your need to be dommed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

no it doesn't πŸ₯Ί

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel this in my soul lol

I literally do use it like people use periods... Sorry, I meant periodslollolol