SeabassDan

joined 2 years ago

All jokers fault probably in c/memes@sopuli.xyz

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I heard that mf has like, 30 gdamn clocks

All Hail King Biden the First in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I heard that mfer had like, 30 gdamn dicks

I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Is that where your phone case opens up to receive your bro's phone into it?

What's stopping him? in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Yeah, that tends to happen with empires.

Fascinating in c/starwarsmemes@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

So they've been using it, it just won't be available to us poors.

xkcd #2942: Fluid Speech in c/xkcd@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hop-tay'doh

Subscribe, I love these

TRUMP GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

pardon

heh

Victim reports his father missing. Police instead interrogated him for 17 hours, said they killed his dog, and withheld his meds from the victim. Victim tried to commit suicide in the room. in c/thepoliceproblem@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd love to see a JCS episode on this.

Teen rapper accidentally kills himself on social media video after pointing gun at his head and pulling trigger in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes you wonder if it was at least on some level intentional.

A cop allegedly shot and killed his Lyft driver, claiming he was being kidnapped for a 'gay fraternity' in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So he's just one of us, then

Anon's sister is a NEET shut-in in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I hope it's not, what the hell kind of parents do these kids have??

Drake's Security Guard Seriously Injured After Shooting at Rapper's Toronto Home in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I still think that Drake knows he lost the diss track battle, so he's gonna really try and do some damage by shooting up his own house and vandalizing the OVHO shop to try and blame Kendrick and cause him legal trouble. You know he doesn't care about his people, he'll toss his own guys under the bus in a heartbeat.

It's a bitch move tbh