Slop.

thanks for the insight cum dracula

and of course the libs are clapping like seals and posting the most unfathomably incorrect takes like they know their shit

This was published back in 2020 and it is truly one of the most cringe things I've ever read. Some highlights:

But either way, let’s have a look at why Tankies don’t matter, and yet in a way, they really do!

(Did that sound confusing? That’s right, it’s all about the ‘dialectic!’ The endless rub and grind of opposites! REEEEEE!) 😛

Nowadays, however, the term ‘Tankie’ is used for a general ‘woke’ or superficial, virtue-signalling kind of ‘progressive’ politics and rhetoric, where any level of brutality in Pyongyang, Tehran or Peking is taken to be less of a morally substantive consideration than the fact such governments are against the UK, the USA, the EU, Israel, or any other supposedly ‘root of all evil’ kind of country.

Arguing with Tankies is like arguing with Holocaust deniers (in some cases, of course, the term can overlap; depending on how shameless their antisemitism and antizionism is).

The authoritarian left’s fascination with dictatorial ideologies and regimes can be founded on naivete, or it can be founded on self-consciously cynical opportunism.

The one thing it is never founded upon, however, is a healthy synthesis of good faith and moral and logical consistency.

This means that at least 99% of the time, if not always, reasoning with Tankies is utterly futile.

What’s all this we hear about religion being the opium of the people?

Not any more!

Tehran are just misunderstood…

Er, what?!

Ironically, guess who one of the biggest killers of Marxists (as distinguished from Marxist killers!) in 20th century Iran was?

You don’t have to be a Marxist to win the approval of Tankies.

After all, they’re a bit more ‘tolerant’ and ‘inclusive’ towards other kinds of totalitarian regimes than they used to be, before the age of the internet!

At the very end of the article is a youtube embed for Guns N' Roses' song Chinese Democracy. This is the most deeply unserious article ever.

I can't access his profile to share the link since his stupid site (truth social) requires you to pay up to read tweets like this. Very cool and totally not a grift on a national level!

Bonus context

Please do it you fucking idiot it will be so funny

He's gonna mechahitler his cars bro lmao

That's it guys. The fun police has won.

Credit card processors are owned by Islamic businesses that are opposed to western ideals surrounding sex and nudity.

Stasi still alive in germany

This forced wokism will come back to haunt us.

I know that there are a lot of trans people on hexbear, and I know their beliefs are sincere. What I don’t understand is how they square the fact that they would be brutally suppressed, r*****, tortured, murdered by the very groups/governments they unwaveringly love and support. It sickens me. Is it a manifestation of self-hatred? I just don’t get why they would degrade themselves like this.

Other than the obligatory "everything is class struggle"

The absolute fucking gall of these selfish piles of pond scum, who backstabbed Bernie while he backstabbed the left, to accuse us with the bullshit claim that the communists abandoned class struggle in favor of becoming theater kids performing kabuki plays. To speak out of both sides of their mouth from their armchairs that they too are shedding ~~crocodile~~ tears over the fight for Palestinian national liberation but for the communists to win they need to abandon the class struggle in favor of appealing to the same fucking demons contrapoints buddies up to in order to achieve lasting hope and change, they should just save everyone's time by finding the nearest solid brick wall and lecturing it until let's them walk through it

Turn off your ACs to sleep better and save money!

But also buy some useless shit to sleep better

Here the liberal comments go (the OP was very much based, tbh)

https://xcancel.com/charlesmurray/status/1941931632556143063

https://xcancel.com/NicholasTyrone/status/1942222683107934233

Neoliberal Centrist Dad, hoping British politics sobers up eventually. Author of several books. Research Director

https://xcancel.com/NicholasTyrone/status/1942222683107934233

Real anti-authoritarian moment