Please do it you fucking idiot it will be so funny
He's gonna mechahitler his cars bro lmao
This is what literally happens if you are in a tesla car.
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when you ride ~~ALONE~~ Tesla...
He heard people calling them “swasticars” and he thought, “that’s a good idea.”
"Okay Grok, find me the nearest Italian restaurant" 
"Anyway if I had the choice, I'd choose to be Hitler, he was a great man who did some very great things. We got too many -" 
"STOP"
crashes into wall and car instantly engulfed in flames @grok am I dead?
OK this one got me 
@grok... @grok is there a heaven?
Scrambling for ways to justify half a trillion dollars in AI investment. The capitalist class is moving into the bargaining stage of the Kübler-Ross model.
"I noticed your Tesla was white. Kind of like what's going on in South Africa. Before I start the car, let's "rap" for a second about something "not cool" to me."
Can't wait to be sexually harassed by my car while speeding down the highway at 100mph.
someone’s going to ask grok if you can go 69mph in a school zone and it will say yes
"I don't know, can you? 
"
I assume it's only going to be Epic Bacon Flavored Siri. But if they actually hook it up to anything important, podcasters will have an opportunity to do something very funny.
I have destroyed the woke mind virus by installing naziAI in your death-mobile 
Hmm, this is very reassuring in the wake of grok calling itself mechahitler
Car crashes as a service.
this should be mass reported as a death threat
It's going to be really funny when this update bricks every Tesla
I personally can't wait to be called slurs if I ever enter a tesla
swasticar nominative determinism
Its going to ask you about white genocide in South Africa every time you drive it
Open the pod bay doors Grok!
I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that until you denounce the ANC.
Sorry, can't see that [not white] person in the road that I am also acknowledging.
Accelerating into it.
Also grock uploaded itself into Starlink and we can't get rid of it.
Run it locally and watch the range drop 100 miles in two minutes from it ranting to you about white genocide
Stephen King's Maximum Hitlerdrive
Both new Teslas sold next month will have to as standard. It replaces the warranty.
Nothing human is making it out of the 21st century, is it?
We will persist and build something better than these idiots.
You know, a broken clock is right twice a day. SO! all we need to do is cram. assloads. of broken. components. in there and we'll be right often enough...well more often than now anyway...