y0kai

joined 1 year ago
[–] y0kai 2 points 6 hours ago

What about "Nazis"?

If the shoe fits...

[–] y0kai 3 points 6 hours ago

Why do y'all act like he needs any kind of pretext?

[–] y0kai 6 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I play their free games because i assume it costs them money for the license and every time I download something from their servers.

[–] y0kai 2 points 1 day ago

I try to do the same. My cat can get a little carried away with his toys and sometimes they'll get swatted into the toilet

[–] y0kai 4 points 2 days ago

Well the more morbid views is that they're "expecting" a baby but that baby may not arrive with batteries included.

[–] y0kai 26 points 2 days ago (6 children)

If you raise it, put it back down when you're done. If you put it down, put it back up when you're done. That seems fair.

Alternatively, if there's a lid, close the lid when you're done. Then everyone is equally "inconvenienced".

[–] y0kai 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think you mean *fool proof.

[–] y0kai 18 points 3 days ago

Who?

9/10/2025 Already Forgot

[–] y0kai 1 points 1 week ago

I can't believe people are still trying to reason with these assholes. They're not listening.

[–] y0kai 50 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Ah yes, the super effective death penalty that has measurable effects when it comes to deterring crime. It' s a good thing the justice system never makes mistakes when prosecuting. /s

[–] y0kai 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

One if my weird tism things is socks. I gotta have socks. I don't remove them except for bathing and sleeping.

Look up Darn Tough socks, or really anything with Merino wool. Life changing socks, I tell you.

Edit: spelling

[–] y0kai 38 points 1 week ago

I did not know this. It's a wonder anyone chooses to be a flight attendant at all. I know I would quit as soon as I found out they weren't going to pay me for the work I did.

 

I know this the opposite of what many find relaxing, but for me it's sound and the flow of it all.

 

An example of what I mean:

I, in China, told an English speaking Chinese friend I needed to stop off in the bathroom to "take a shit."

He looked appalled and after I asked why he had that look, he asked what I was going to do with someone's shit.

I had not laughed so hard in a while, and it totally makes sense.

I explained it was an expression for pooping, and he comes back with, "wouldn't that be giving a shit?"

I then got to explain that to give a shit means you care and I realized how fucked some of our expressions are.

What misunderstandings made you laugh?

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