wideopenarms

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's true, so not only is it close, it is too close, I can't accept this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Im gonna go on a tangeant, but am I missing something in the lore or is Yoda a fucking coward? The sith, with the assistance of the empire, comes in and murders all of his friends and even all the Padawans and he just says "nothing to be done" and goes into hiding.

It's incredible how Andor recontextualizes this because when this happens to other people like Andor or Luthen or Kayla or any other part of the rebellion and it's precursors, they choose to harness their hate and fight to make things better. Even the people we'd call liberals and co-opters like Mothma (debatable, she did sacrifice a lot and was very comitted), Leah's father, and other former senate members still did more to fight than these loser Jedis. People with everything to lose and a fraction of the power Jedis have and they actually commit to fighting. Even the fucking sith lords put themselves on the front line and commit to an ideology.

And after all of that, the Jedi suddenly decide its time to participate once the rebellion is already built up and flourishing, they send one golden special boy to fight, and suddenly they're the spear head of the movement. Fuck these assholes, I hate the Jedi, especially Yoda.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

He's trying to break free of the worms control

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

There's a yakub post here somewhere ... ah well, I've already said too much, the mods are mean mugging me from the corner biden-supervised

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"No way to solve this lmao" says only website where this happens routinely.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

[Druid][Seduction] I know why you brought me here (casts bear form).

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Random Indian guy with one upload that explains the solution to a very specific problem I'm having with some software. Thank you my nameless friends.

They're a dying breed! Everyone is switching to AI voice-overs for explanations and I say that's a damn shame. Bring back the heavily accented English, it's draining all the magic and charm from my preferred method of solving tech issues. What a sad state, this world.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (2 children)

All corgis, all of 'em

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I'm thinking all of these guys will be doing uppers without me and I'll be smoking alone and get paranoid, so no actual rotation but definitely a nightmare, 9/10

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Jerry Seinfeld is a nice touch, but he might get some good jokes in and I will also be high, so I might accidentally laugh and boost his ego, I say 7/10

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago

Infuriated for the few moments I spend looking at this post and immediately memory holing it as soon as I leave

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who looks at this and says "based"? Milquetoast liberal winemoms and grandpas?

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