uSSRI

joined 3 years ago
[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Imagine Hank Hill saying "wha-tery may-yonnaise" its pretty funny

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Moist69swag

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Damn that should have been me!

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here's how I do it:

  1. Grow mustache
  2. Only shave with an electric shaver thats kind of old so you have permanent 5 o'clock shadow

That's it in two easy steps

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hell yeah I've just been dipping my toe into him, been liking his on the beach album a lot lately!

Shoegaze? Devo? Even better, damn what a cool dude

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (10 children)

Wow just heard Neil Young's song Southern Man, and damn if you needed more reason to hate lynrd skynrd them being little piss babies about that song is a good one.

Edit: i hope when their plane crashed their confederate flag belt buckles really singed their tummies as they roasted

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago

Spit on one shipping container bound for Israel

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Shut up MOM I'm gonna go do kick flips off the DUCK RAMP

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 57 points 1 month ago

Put that shit in my veins. Let me roll it up and smoke it. I wanna boof that.

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Scuttling the ship to go down with the ship to avoid the embarrassment

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 47 points 1 month ago (3 children)

First of 10,000

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago

Letting your pentagon equivalent get almost blasted twice by my count seems a little risky for that?

Is this ancient aliens "brown people can't missile that good" territory? Not accusing you, just the general idea that the only reason missiles are getting through is because the zionists want them to get through.

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