thenextguy

joined 2 years ago
[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

“Why is it always a penny for your thoughts, but you gotta put your two cents in. Someone’s making a penny.”

Steven Wright

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Remember Alice? This is a song about Alice.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Usually people say “premature optimization is the root of all evil” to say “small optimizations are not worth it”

No, that’s not what people mean. They mean measure first, then optimize. Small optimizations may or may not be worth it. You don’t know until you measure using real data.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Oblate spheroids.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Drink water? Electrolytes?

Invent some games or challenges you can play. Keep it fun.

Judicious use of toys.

Lots of lube. And towels.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not machine washable, but doesn’t need to be.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No one goes to the Louvre, it’s too crowded.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

You can be sanitized?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

You will ease my mind?

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Our sun is actually white with a very slight green tinge. The yellow orange thing is an effect of our atmosphere.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

They showed in an outward direction — Swarley

 

There's a toilet paper ad where they claim they were voted number one product of the year.

Shouldn't they prefer to be number two?

 
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