spykee

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Nesquik cereal resembling rabbit poop
I think I can help with a reference model.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Plastic packed blue poop knife
Here, maybe this might be of some help.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Can I talk to her?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Screen grab from the show Stranger Things, where one of the main characters, Eleven, is hiding and is fearfully panting. Subtitles read "Eleven Pants".
Fucking amateurs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

This fucker again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I would also take large amounts of combination drugs if I had to visit the orange chicken.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm on a holiday camping road trip.
Just sat on a public unisex toilet.
Some super hot milf used it before me.
The whole toilet still smells of her wonderful perfume/deo/lotion.
Toilet seat still warm.
That's BodyContact-101, bitches!
My first time with a hot milf while on a holiday.
So long virgins!

Edit: PostNut Euphoria.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Wanna be friends?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Damn!
Carjacking affecting more people every passing day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

YES!!!
I can finally take Stella on a date.
Yeah for science!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

No can do, boss.
Johnson dangles a lot and coils in the bowl.
I gotta plop it over my shoulder to keep my hands free.
Dont even ask about the times it's in the mood. I look like a tree hugger holding it with my hands, otherwise it slams the floor with a loud thud.
Designated peeing whitewear is a necessity for me.

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