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The manosphere is very normal. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 49 minutes ago

They'd all look a lot better if they smiled more

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Ha, no, now they just get in the subways with big Bluetooth speakers and annoy people with that. Boom boxes phasing out didn't stop people from being obnoxious if they want to

Glass bottles found to contain more microplastics than plastic bottles in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Care to expand on why? I've had corks dissolve and break if I didn't finish the drink quickly enough, just on liquor bottles that went unused for a year or so. Any other reason?

Crikey in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (5 children)

And a boom box. Sure, phones can play music, but not at the same volume or quality as a dedicated stereo system (quality meaning the frequency response, phones just physically can't get the low end without a separate speaker)

Rich people know their cosmetic surgery is obvious and uncanny, but that's the point; it's a way of signalling that you belong in a certain income bracket and that you're part of the 1% in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I didn't realize there were white arrows in that pic at first. I thought they also had some goofy ass clown haircuts

I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Seconding this. I thought I was fine once I made it through college without therapy. Ha! All the shit I'd just bottled up for years was still sitting there, packed nicely in its little bottle, waiting to explode.

Ended up going through a couple years worth of therapy in my late 20s / early 30s

Last night I realized my worth. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I kind of assumed woman based on the fact that OP's username is Jessica, but I could be wrong

Just wanted to show off the lowest end hardware I ever ran Linux on in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My 2011 MacBook pro is still chugging along thanks to Linux.

I upgraded 4GB RAM to 16GB, upgraded the HDD to SSD, and replaced the CD drive with a second SSD. Sadly the screen is almost completely gone, occasionally intermittent, probably a cable gone bad, not sure, but the mini display port is working fine for an external monitor.

Every rule has an exception in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This needs an edit to "what if I see a billionaire" after that bee that took a dive down the dude's throat.

Too soon?

GENIUS in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to use this, but apparently that was passive aggressive. So I switched to "best" but apparently now that's passive aggressive too. What am I supposed to say??

Caption this. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Uncircumcised

Baldur's Gayte in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There's a math joke I remember hearing ~10 years ago, I can't remember the whole thing, but it was something about a mathematician not being able to tell the difference between a coffee mug and a donut, they have the same number of holes so they're the same shape.

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