nothx

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“You don’t need any crutch other than Jesus.”

[–] [email protected] 58 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Sandpaper. Absolutely no moisture in that campaign anymore.

What happens when neither candidate has any juice?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

be me

a beta male getting cucked by his cat

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)

Germany shouldn’t have been allowed to remain a country.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

Voting third party would piss them all off even more.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

never call the cops

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

the boy is dry

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

yeah, i couldn't keep going after the first like 15-20 mins...

now i'm watching star wars and hanging out in this thread lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago

I'm gonna slam my head in a car door...

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I judge people for being a shoes on household.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Even urinals are fucking gross. It sprays back on you and the floor, so you end up standing in everyone else's piss.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

PPB is not carbon neutral!

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