wizards with guns are great
nicknonya
joined 2 years ago
mr bones sees through your screen
now you gotta add a nice sound for xp pickup and you've got a virtual dopamine dispenser
the balls penised cockfully down the stairs
listen you don't go in the velociraptor business if you can't outrun a velociraptor
what
well i couldn't do it with my samsung phone cos it won't turn on or charge, so i tried it with an lg k8 (2017) and wouldn't you know it lg only allows (allowed? is lg still around?) some for some of their phones to be unlocked. i hate device manufacturers
nvm it's not even charging now :'3
i'll try it thanks!
if you believe that sex and gender are synonymous and assigned at birth then someone who doesn't like their gender becomes a walking contradiction.
any person with a healthy relationship to having their worldview challenged would see that and think "hey maybe i was taught wrong"
unfortunately for everyone on earth conservatives define themselves by thinking that what they were taught is the rightiest thing ever actually so that doesn't happen
as for why pedophiles specifically, they're a group of people who are so thoroughly hated any and all violence against them is 'justified'
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photo of an electrical socket, behind the plastic cover the wires glow bright orange. blue flashes escape from the edges of the cover
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amantha-again posts:
Computer Science major here, it's not working because the computer doesn't respect you. download viruses on it to remind it who's boss.
follow for more tits
amantha-again replies:
tips
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HORSIFIER 8 was fine but it kinda feels like they lost the plot since they killed off The Jockey so soon
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21484248
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gentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
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HORSIFIER 8 was fine but it kinda feels like they lost the plot since they killed off The Jockey so soon
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21484248
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gentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
90
HORSIFIER 8 was fine but it kinda feels like they lost the plot since they killed off The Jockey so soon
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21484248
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gentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
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HORSIFIER 8 was fine but it kinda feels like they lost the plot since they killed off The Jockey so soon
(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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gentlyorbiting posted:
i'm the guy who writes the books that the
protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job's pretty easy. lot of "legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history" and "demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object". no citations of course; they don't pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that's died down now which is great because i didn't have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it's called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21329716
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conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time [several screenshots follow][first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i'd add that i've reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
[screenshots ends]
conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow][first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~[second screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "why's everyone so angry tonight"
the author posts:
"let's do some breathing exercises everybody" in large black text
another user replies:
"reported"[third screenshot] a post on the "Fan Clubs" page of neoboard titled "dogs or cats"
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the worldthe author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user's forum signature] I've Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday [the words: "Myself", "Sometimes", and "Within" are capitalized as "My Self", "Some Times", and "With In". The last "Important" is capitalized as "Import Ant"[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket[sixth screenshot] a post on the "Help" page of neoboard titled "Girls Come Here"
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: "i don't need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone." in large red text[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt[ninth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "ppl who r religious/spiritual"
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun][tenth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "i hate radiohead"
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face] thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.[screenshots end]
hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature's face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21329716
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conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time [several screenshots follow][first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i'd add that i've reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
[screenshots ends]
conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow][first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~[second screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "why's everyone so angry tonight"
the author posts:
"let's do some breathing exercises everybody" in large black text
another user replies:
"reported"[third screenshot] a post on the "Fan Clubs" page of neoboard titled "dogs or cats"
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the worldthe author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user's forum signature] I've Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday [the words: "Myself", "Sometimes", and "Within" are capitalized as "My Self", "Some Times", and "With In". The last "Important" is capitalized as "Import Ant"[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket[sixth screenshot] a post on the "Help" page of neoboard titled "Girls Come Here"
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: "i don't need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone." in large red text[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt[ninth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "ppl who r religious/spiritual"
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun][tenth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "i hate radiohead"
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face] thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.[screenshots end]
hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature's face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21329716
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conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time [several screenshots follow][first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i'd add that i've reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
[screenshots ends]
conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow][first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~[second screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "why's everyone so angry tonight"
the author posts:
"let's do some breathing exercises everybody" in large black text
another user replies:
"reported"[third screenshot] a post on the "Fan Clubs" page of neoboard titled "dogs or cats"
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the worldthe author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user's forum signature] I've Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday [the words: "Myself", "Sometimes", and "Within" are capitalized as "My Self", "Some Times", and "With In". The last "Important" is capitalized as "Import Ant"[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket[sixth screenshot] a post on the "Help" page of neoboard titled "Girls Come Here"
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: "i don't need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone." in large red text[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt[ninth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "ppl who r religious/spiritual"
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun][tenth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "i hate radiohead"
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face] thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.[screenshots end]
hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature's face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
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conarcoin posts:
neopets forum posts i reference all the time
[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] Is arguing some kind of coping mechanism for you??
[second screenshot] just thought i'd add that i've reported everyone in this thread including myself
[third screenshot] wow this place is a freakshow. i dont respect literally any of you people
[screenshots ends]
conarcoin replies:
here are some more really good neoboards screenshots
[several screenshots follow]
[first screenshot] a large colorful message, presumably a forum signature, reading:
i am report EVERYBODY
[several pixel art neopet emoticons]
~ so you best behavior ~
[second screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "why's everyone so angry tonight"
the author posts:
"let's do some breathing exercises everybody" in large black text
another user replies:
"reported"
[third screenshot] a post on the "Fan Clubs" page of neoboard titled "dogs or cats"
the author posts:
i love dogs im a dong person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
the author replies to themselves:
dog person [smiley face]
i love unies they are the best neopets in the world
[fourth screenshot, every word has their initial capitalized] I Do Not Know How Many Times I need To Repeat MySelf:
I Type Like This Because Every Word Is Important. Even, SomeTimes, Words WithIn Words Are ImportAnt.
[the user's forum signature] I've Seen Miracles In Every Way
And I See Miracles Everyday
[the words: "Myself", "Sometimes", and "Within" are capitalized as "My Self", "Some Times", and "With In". The last "Important" is capitalized as "Import Ant"
[fifth screenshot]
furretsshouldbesmall posted:
[a quote from another user] yeah there were shut up
furretsshouldbesmall writes: go weave a basket
[sixth screenshot] a post on the "Help" page of neoboard titled "Girls Come Here"
the author posts: I can treat you right i have 700 neo points.
[seventh screenshot]
mycritterdom2 posted: "i don't need breakfast. my body is made of titanium steel and runs on pure rage alone." in large red text
[eighth screenshot]
a user posts: watch this guys
the same user replies: dick butt
[ninth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "ppl who r religious/spiritual"
the author, nanacatl, posts: oi cunt what guides ur faith [emoticons of a green ball with a red cape and a sun]
[tenth screenshot] a post on the "Newbies" page of neoboard titled "i hate radiohead"
the author, thomnewyorke, posts: i dont like this band. i dont like the short one or the bald one. i dont like the creepy
blenke replies: if you listen to the radio your a radio head [smiley face]
thomnewyorke replies: that is not true. do not lie to me on these neopets. you are a liar.
[screenshots end]
hellyesbro replies:
how could you forget
[a screenshot of the top half of a bright green creature's face]
[in large black text] Priority Announcement
[in smaller red text, all caps] GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY ITS ALL GONE TO SHIT
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/21328451
scrulevy
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play-now-my-lord posts:
PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that
OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it
GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man