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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Turns out the detective had been chatting with himself the entire time

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Guess he'll have to arrest himself.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

So that's how Musk met Gatez

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I’m not ashamed to say I ate the onion on this title until I saw what community it was in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

beautiful

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

wizards with guns are great

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Turns out he was looking at a mirror

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

This is true