gatohaus

joined 4 months ago
[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 6 points 1 day ago

Let’s try again.

Think carefully, surely you can see that two and two is five.

Don’t you agree?

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Huh, well never thought I’d agree with this nutcase but that would be a good move.

What’s the catch?

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 6 points 2 months ago

Mastodon but not nearly as much as Lemmy.

Bookwyrm but not nearly as much as Mastodon.

I really wanted Bookwyrm to be more useful for me. But it’s really not geared towards what I want in keeping track of books. ymmv

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 35 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Few people can focus enough to read.

I work in a technical field. In the past few years I’ve learned that interacting by email usually requires one-line sentences or bullet points, with any questions being numbered. No fluff, no secondary thoughts or possibilities. Keep it as minimal as possible.

It still fails to elicit a coherent response about half the time, but it’s the best I’ve found so far.

It didn’t use to be like this. But what’s to blame; screen addiction, microplastics, covid, increased stress, … ?

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’d be glad to:

Pack his bags tonight preflight..

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 10 points 2 months ago

Really? Only 13%?

Maybe it’s a lagging indicator? Maybe sales in China picked up? Maybe the numbers have been finessed?

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 8 points 3 months ago

Obligatory, #NotTheOnion

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 213 points 3 months ago (28 children)

And the Dems are, mostly, still too safe. They need to start fighting while they still have a chance of stopping the insanity.

Step 1: Schumer needs to step down.

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 2 points 3 months ago

Reconsidering 4 (second nose).. Maybe you could cause a second nose to grow on others..? And if a few of us choose this, then we could form an unstoppable team, horribly disfiguring war criminals, oligarchs, and mimes everywhere!

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org -2 points 3 months ago

But.. no container is truly empty.
Usually they contain air, but even in space there'd be one or two molecules banging around inside.
You'd never see anything.

[–] gatohaus@eviltoast.org 7 points 3 months ago

This.
Free gravel for life is OP! (probly gets nerfed in the next update)

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