overview for elpaso

Women are now domestic appliances. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

For fucking real.

I get having a hard day but why be mean and throw it out on others? We all struggle, why make it fucking harder? Does it kill people to watch others smile? Being nice to others not only makes others happy, it makes me happy too. Is that not fucking normal for these weirdos or something?

I just don't get it.

Women are now domestic appliances. in c/[email protected]

i'm up societying my spectacle rn, i got simulation comin outta my simulacra rn in c/[email protected]

The Growing Push to Ban Renewable Energy in Oklahoma in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (5 children)

They legalized weed before Texas and don't have Jerry Jones...

But yeah, their governor tries to plagiarize Gregg Abbott.

There are 4 cities in the U.S. with trolleybus networks: San Francisco, Seattle, Philadelphia... and Dayton, OH in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought Portland had one too?

Cybertruck sales are disastrous. Tesla sold ~10,000 in the fourth quarter. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I regret not buying Tesla stock during the pandemic. It was a free money machine.

I'm becoming a finance bro because IDK what else to do in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

I know a loooot of people in renewable energy and public health considering jumping to finance. Anything remotely good for society in this upcoming administration will be non viable careers.

I cannot wait to leave. Please God let my work visa get approved.

On December 29th, the global surface temperature anomaly hit 1.95°C above the 1850-1900 baseline in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Working in the field to fight climate change just to see Americans shut the door shut on your face is so fucking infuriating. My fucking GOD.

Someone, at some point, took the biggest shit any human being has ever taken in history and they probably don't even realize it in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

This may have been a fever dream, but I recall this one woman from University of Michigan who took a giant 40 ft long poop. It was all over Reddit like 10 years ago. I'll look for it.

Edit: I found it, it is 26 feet long and was done in a bowling alley at a high school. Here is a link because I don't want to link to Reddit.

From the article:

“In February, 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan-Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement measuring the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results.

The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”

In other words: a woman ate a ton of fiber one bars, stuck a butt plug up her ass, waits a week, then shits/squats/scoots down a bowling alley to get the length.

Edit 2: wait, it's fake. I'm dealing with a tooth infection so maybe I am having a fever dream.

🦀 🦀 🦀 NRA files for bankruptcy 🦀 🦀 🦀 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

I literally have this message saved in my inbox 4 years later because I love it so much.

20% of US Economy Now Controlled by Private Equity in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Oh your senator is the new Kristen Sinema? Oh well, better vote harder next time!