cmhickman358
joined 2 years ago
Still love the truck!
Very well, you may seize the Beanis of Production
If you guarantee One Beanis Per Household, does that count as a maximum number of Beanis's allowed? Are you going to take my hard earned Beanis with your Big Beanis Spoon and just give it to some freeloader?
And on the side of the van is a painting of Lenin overlooking a moonlit sea with a Chinese Dragon flying overhead
That's why I'm going to name my firstborn Gulag Guillotine
America's Next Top Hitler
Can't enjoy in shell mixed nuts anymore, because of wokeness (my body developing a hazelnut allergy)
Only comrades should be allowed to have the cool looking ones, since they are they only ones who can be trusted with them
No direct cost to taxpayers, I wouldn't put it past them to pull some shit like borrowing the money from a third party (who just happens to be the chief's cousin), then using the taxpayer funds to pay back the borrowed money (with a steep interest rate). The purchase only used taxpayer funds indirectly, the third party gets a nice chunk of said taxpayer money, and the department gets to put out this little bit of feel-goodery propaganda. Everybody wins!