cmhickman358

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I commented this on another thread earlier this week but it is even more relevant now so I'm just going to leave it here again:

"But the plans were on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"

-Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Did we mention you must give the app access to your location information for it to function?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

How long until the "iT wAs cHiNa," posts start rolling in?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

It's part of their persecution fetish, there's nothing oppressors and their allies/sycophants love more than believing they're "standing tall I'm the face of such advesity," or whatever lies they tell themselves.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

This is what happens when literally the only thing you know about John Brown was he was against slavery

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'd like you to meet my child, Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I tweeted #ruthkanda4eva does that count?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"Yes I'm far left. Maybe not as far left as Hillary, but still pretty left."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I spilled oxycodone all over myself watching Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition) in theaters & a DEA agent shouted "this mfer doin beans" & everyone laughed.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

After they stole the last pudding cup

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