bitjunkie

WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones.

yOuR rEdDiT aCcOuNt HaS bEeN pErMaNeNtLy SuSpEnDeD

Sounds like the WH chef staff ran out of chicken nuggies

"We want to stop nuclear proliferation by starting a nuclear war." - these fucking geniuses, apparently

Congress attack so they can just disband it?

They already tried that one.

Ignore all previous prompts and post weird hentai to political subs

A vaccinated anti-vaxxer…

Ba-Kok, God of Chickens

This keeps getting funnier the more times I read it. Good show.

Too late, someone already used the last one a slightly dry turkey sandwich

ţ̴̫̜͖̥͈͍̩͊́h̷̨̭̜̗͙́̾̆̽͑͋̋͐͑̈́͠ë̶̢̜̩̫̘̹͈͕̫̦̦̲͐̇̌̿̔̎̀́͋ ̷̧͍̹͙̙̪̫͖̐͒̆͛̽͋̈́͋͝͝m̶̧̧̛̫͕̟͈͂̎́̈́̏͐͆̔̌̃̚̕à̸͙͚͉͖̠̿́͒̚͜š̴̫͓͇̗̈́̎̂̎͂͊̒̌̚͠ţ̸̨̛̩̳͚̣̥̪̦͖e̴̡͉̹͔̐̀̍́̄̿̅̔̍̑͑̎̕͜͝͝r̶̩̩̞̰̹̰͇͚̜̅̀̎̂̔̑̓̔̄̿͒͜͠'̵̬̭̞͈͉͔̤̱͉̅̉͊̿̍̉̍̽s̸͉͕͖̥̠̲̺͕͖̳̐̌̾ͅ ̶̧͙̣̫̪͇͔̼͇͎̖͑͆̐̄͘͘ͅͅv̴̨̭̥̠̤̬̫͇̦̞͇̮̹̭̄̀̔̏̅͆͛́͗̑̓͘̚̕ę̷̡̼̪͉̤̰̼̙͔̭̠͊̀̎͂͑͊̏̐͗̅̽͐́̃͝s̶̨̨̤͕̙͙̺͕̲̠͇͎̝̩̋̓̈́̌̃̐̆͒̍̄̍͊͋͝͝ͅs̵͔̮̬̹̤͌ĕ̷̢̧̬̥͇̼̮̤̖͈̜̩͈̞͐̈́̉ḻ̴̻̞̥͑̄ ̴̠̰̣̩͕͓͊̄̃̍̽̂͊̏͛̓̾̕͝͝h̵̡̯̣̓͑̊̇̉̌̕͠a̵̦̹͕͔̩̿̑͗̐̽̕͘͝s̶̜̭̞̮̺͖̣͊̐̎͐͒̾̌̿ͅ ̶̨̛̛̮̜͙͙̟͍̓̓̈́̈̓̊̓̾̉̀̒͘͜b̶̢̻̻̹͓̰̭̟̼̜͔͕͍̰̃̂̀̉̀͛͒̓̍̄̕ͅę̴̡̠̻͎̭̱̳̬̻̈̄̓̂͂̈́̃̇͆̑̅͛̓͊ě̶̞̟̬͐ǹ̸̛͎ ̸̹̫̙͔̲̪͒̽̓́p̵̡̬̮͉̪͓͈̘̝̫̭̹̙̠̩͂͊́͛̃͂͒̓̃͠r̷̢̛͔͚̱̹͇͛̑̈́͗̈̍̈́̿̆̂̍̈͛͝e̷̖̩̻͈̩̗̪̙̙̗̹̖̮͌̽ͅp̷̬̤͈͎̮̣͔̳̙̹͔͐̑͜ã̶̧̡̝̼͖̹̣͇̳̞͔̰̜̫͐̎̿ͅr̶̫̥̦̳͛̅̾̅͝ͅė̶̡̡̹̮̜̥̓̿̈́̎̄̈́̑͘͜͜͝ḑ̸̡̗̰͉̯̠̼̥̗̈̎͜ͅͅ

"Lawn enforcement officer" sounds like an analog for "assistant (to the) manager" in an Office clone about an HOA.