bitjunkie

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 minutes ago

Cool, now do ICE

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 minutes ago

It's already been reported on multiple times, and that's just the ones we know about. Also, I don't think it's a "uniform" so much as just whatever tacticool mall ninja gear they decided to put on that morning.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 minutes ago

Or the stays-up-in-space-forever missiles

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago* (last edited 17 minutes ago)

HAHAHAHAHA what a fucking toddler. Did they not have enough plain cheese pizza with ketchup for your bday party, you pathetic attention-hungry piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Oooh we didn't think of that. We just changed it to a subscription that you then also pay an a la carte fee for. This is somehow better for the consumer because of reasons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh and also btw you're disowned from the family the moment we deem there's a slight financial upside

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

What the hell, are you me? The song referenced in your username is my alarm that wakes me up a half hour before my WFH job.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

"Isolation factor" = you talk to people all day and don't actually do anything productive

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

Because of course it fucking isn't. What a clown show.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 22 hours ago

Take your god damned upvote

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