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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Americans really do label things like cave men just saying the most simple words to describe something:

  • Eggplant > looks like an egg and is a plant
  • Sidewalk > side of road you walk on

I’m all out of example but I’m sure there are more like this and I like it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Parkway and driveway got mixed up for some reason

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Whoever named those must be descended from the people that named Iceland and Greenland

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Parkway was a road that went near park or other scenic spot. Drive ways were drives that connected private estates to a main road. Way back in the day those could actually be long enough the main house was not visible from the main road.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago

It’s not unique to Americans. A lot of cultures use compound words to describe new things

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago

Fennel too- I always thought the white part was below the earth, like an onion. But no, the whole fennel sits on the earth, on a tippy root that's underground.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago

A joke of a plant

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

Brussels is such a weird city

[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For anyone interested, this is how wild asparagus grows:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

I was fully prepared for the image to load and for it to be the same one as the post lol

[–] [email protected] 164 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think this was a dick joke

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

A penis pun

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

It was a dick joke.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We have loads of wild asparagus where I live. My new favorite activity this year has been asparagus foraging!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago

foraging for asparagus paired with bird watching while hiking in the forest--that is my jam!

[–] miss_demeanour 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Successfully foraging in nature is naturally rewarding.

And if that's not a satisfying answer, just note that one's idea of "fun" tends to change around the time they reach their 30s. I'd be stoked to find edible plants in the wild.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's nothing, look at pineapple.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

[–] Ghoelian 7 points 1 day ago

Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

See, that's asparagus tricking you into thinking that is how it grows, by crafty memeing. When we (and by we I mean all right thinking ~~asparaguys~~ humans) know it isn't.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago

Let's hope they don't form an alliance with the "birds"