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they also often prevent legitimate traffic from poorer countries, and aggressively so

I dunno, I may be stupid but I think we still need confirmation

if you do it you legally have to buy one cheese wheel at the cheese auction there

There definitely exist craptops with 64GB of emmc storage, and they can't update past a certain point. It's hilarious but also such a waste of everything involved. Thankfully Linux exists, but less than thankfully these still take minutes to boot into Ubuntu or any other distro.

farfetch'd is a duck that comes with its own leek

in china there are similar security checks for high speed rail

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I'm pretty sure Isaac Asimov said that all androids are gay so this is like a betrayal of the fundamental spirit of robots

Some people just don't have the capability to hold back, and I don't think it's necessarily fair to have their side lose an argument on principle just like that, especially if they do actually face an injustice. In petty drama like relationship issues there are techniques of coaxing the underlying problem out of people who wouldn't otherwise be able to articulate themselves, for example nonviolent communication. Its main system is that you find out via targeted questioning what emotions you're feeling, and which needs (satisfied or unsatisfied) contribute to those feelings (loneliness, sadness, frustration <- the need for human connection is unsatisfied), and why those needs are in the state they are (for example your partner has paid a little less attention to you because work recently became more stressful, or the current political climate is stressful). After figuring out the root causes you do some brainstorming to figure out targeted solutions, and often you can find solutions that satisfy everybody's needs. The key to it is its unique way of communicating with each other, which takes effort but is often exactly what you need. And as I mentioned, it often has a magical effect on people who somehow just can't seem to solve their own problems, usually due to chronic miscommunication. It's definitely a learned skill, but it helps a ton. 10/10 would recommend.

"So what's this about your recent promotion at BlackRock again?"

As a species it is imperative that we uncover every mystery, find enlightenment around every corner. We will not be constrained by ignorance.

In case you're legitimately wondering about the acronym, it's multi-factor authentication