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Y’all never had Big SpaghettiOs?
Portable spaghetti, baby!
I’m not gonna lie. At first glance I was disgusted, but on second thought it might not be that bad. There’s a popular pizza place near me that sells these little breaded and fried squares with angel hair pasta inside that are delicious. If this is like that, it might not be so bad.
It might not be so bad if it were just the pasta and sauce, but it's also frozen. Which like, I guess it has to be to maintain that shape without breading of some kind, but that does mean it's cold. I've had cold pasta and sauce before, but not that cold. Still, might not be so bad. The worst part would be it defrosting in the middle of eating, and it just falling apart.
Spaghetti O.
Now deepfry it.
This rattled me in ways I didn't know I could be rattled. I'm not trying to shit on anyone's tastes, I'm in no position to judge, but... sweet Jesus...
You’ve never had a deep fried spaghoughnut?
No. And I may have just learnt the value of allowing some things to remain a mystery.
As a species it is imperative that we uncover every mystery, find enlightenment around every corner. We will not be constrained by ignorance.
In this case, I'm still lucky! It's enough for a statistically significant portion of the species to try it out and draw conclusions, I'll unravel other mysteries:)))
Why do you try so hard to make baby Jesus cry?
That dude keeps threatening to torture me for eternity.
That sounds like a valid reason to me!