Carvex

Nature's version of special cigarettes dad couldn't buy at our corner store

Everything is an emergency to bypass oversight and legality checks.

Matches Pickled Pete's bloodshot eyes

There are Seven Fundamental Tenets

I- One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

II- The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

III- One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

IV- The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

V- Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

VI- People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

VII- Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

Does lemmy have punchablefaces yet?

Chernobyl math

She’s in your head

A glass of some High Koala-Tea H2O courtesy of The Waterboy

I’m fairly sure she already bragged once about front-of-the-mouthing Cheetos mushroom cock on twitter, although that could just be the delirium of hearing about these fucks every day for ten years.

He has concepts of a two weeks

They think Jebus is gonna do something eventually so they can’t be bothered to try now.