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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 99 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Canonically, they do eat pokemon but definitely not the one they raised 💀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You haven't tried hamsters?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago

Horses and bunnies are totally edible.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Thus doesn't even list turtles, goats, or sheep - all delicious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

it's also not really a hard line, most animals on the right can be both

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Rabbit is good, horse is on the menu in places outside of NA, and the rest are dogs and cats so it's kinda is a bullshit question. Oh, fido and mittens are on the menu if shit gets real.

Edit: that is also nowhere near the amount of animals that have livestock/pet overlap.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Tbf, all of these things are on menus outside of north America (assuming that's what NA means ofc) including the cats and dogs.

Not for the fainthearted; but googling china dog festival should put any discussion otherwise to rest (TW: dead dogs).

Interestingly enough; the areas where you see dog and cat consumption aren't just found in areas of complete poverty. The meat tends to be consumed either as a necessity (as you alluded to) or a delicacy; it's never really a standard dish.

The more I think about it though; the less I'm surprised that billionaires would eat our pets and consider it a delicacy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Extra line please I don’t eat pork

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

HMMMMM Dungeon Meshi.

I mean, surely people have tried to roast Pokémon before. Some of them look real plum and juicy...

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

farfetch'd is a duck that comes with its own leek

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

tbf that's pretty far fetched

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm 99% sure it's canon that people eat magikarp

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

there's literally a fucking ice-cream cone pokemon

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

It certainly looks like ice cream, but I have to wonder if it actually acts or tastes like ice cream

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

But are Gyarados edible too? I feel Pokémon terribly neglects the nutritional aspect in the show.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

And Pea-chu.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Based on the leaf in the pot, methinks that was chikorita

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Cross contamination? Nah, extra seasoning

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Pikachu’s Goodbye

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Now THAT is an episode I would watch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I just started playing sea of stars with my wife, and as soon as Garl One Eye joins my wife and write both did the point at the screen gif and shouted SENSHI