If asbestos is bad, then why does it have “best” in the name?
Don’t they know they need to request permission from the government first???
If I have to hear another privileged cracker bloviating about how people not sharing their genocidal glee is their personal holocaust, I am going to become Luigi 2
People complain a lot about doomers, but I think we actually have a bit of a bloomer problem. It honestly sounds like the Hexbear version of the Ukrainian tendency to claim Russia has lost because they haven’t nuked Kiev yet. To be frank, it comes off as a strain of “arc of history bends towards justice”-type liberalism. Believing that because your enemy is morally bankrupt, therefore they always act irrationally and are going to lose, is most definitely an idealist way of thinking. There seems to be an incessant need to spin everything bad that happens into a victory somehow. I legitimately don’t see any way you could spin this into an Iranian victory except by working backwards from the conclusion that the US empire is stupid and dumb and loses all the time, and projecting that onto the facts. Being fluent in Chinese lets me access Chinese forums and blogs that discuss everything we do. I can’t think of an adequate intensifier to convey just how fucking delusional the idea of Iran being the victor here sounds to almost anybody outside of this tiny sliver of the Western left.
I think a lot of this stems from the fact that this site is terrible at making predictions. I’ve lost count of the number of times people here have predicted a major regional war, or even WW3, only for the matter at hand to dwindle away into nothing. Now we are in the backpedaling stage where everyone pretends they didn’t mean what they obviously meant, and that when they said “sinking a carrier” they were actually referring to deliberately failing at striking an empty base.
Many people here have always had an extremely optimistic timeline on the collapse of the US empire. I mean, shit, we still line up to watch Putin’s nothingburger speeches like he’s about to declare war on the US despite him saying nothing of substance for, what, the last 25 times? And then we’re surprised when he does it again? Sometimes it feels like we’re trying to manifest the cataclysmic destruction of the US empire into reality.
And I just know someone will respond with “oh so you want millions of Iranians to die in a bloody war with Israel?” Ignoring for a second how “I think this is a defeat for Iran” turns into “die for me, Iranians”, millions will definitely die when Iran gets turned into Syria 2, slice by slice by slice.
In any case, I eagerly await the Chinese MFA’s vague statement about something something world peace.
Iranian Reformists Chinese liberals
“Surely the West will respect us this time. Hundredth time’s the charm!”
International law and the negotiating table are my two favorite jokes
Nuclearly-worded letters
Despite all the NYT ALL CAPS HEADLINES I doubt we are actually on the verge of nuclear hellfire (yet). The most NEH prediction I’ve seen floating around terminally online “OSINT”-adjacent spaces is that Trump declares victory (this has already happened), Iran issues a strongly worded letter, Iran & Israel continue to exchange strikes at a gradually decreasing rate until we’re back to where we were in May.
I can’t say I agree with this outlook but I think it’s closer to reality than some of the “world economy collapses on Monday, WW3 by next week” type predictions I’ve seen.
Is the missile ok?
CNN frequently has typos, grammatical errors, and outright missing paragraphs from their updates. By far the lowest editorial standards of all the MSM slop sites
I wonder what they will do when ICE thugs continue to wear masks anyway. Ask their fascist buddies to arrest them?