This is America. [...] There's only four things we do better than anyone else
music
movies
microcode (software)
high-speed pizza delivery
Of course, that was written in the 90s. Can probably scratch music and software off the list now.
CEOs are actually the easiest role in a company to replace with an LLM, because their whole job is just to say meaningless, flattering, and reassuring things to investors.
My favorite summary of the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact is "Stalin saying 'nice doggie, nice doggie' while reaching for a stick."
Low explosives, maybe? Will deflagrate rather than detonate?
Assuming everyone will recognize this as a joke, but "80" is for the 80 grains (5.2 grams) of flash powder in one. Real M80s are just above the legal limit for consumer fireworks, and require a license. But fireworks of a similar size with less charge are often labeled "M80" for marketing.
Kiss the Go-Goat!
Protracted steaming technique
Well, it implies they don't think they can trust the vast army of pigs in California to carry out their plans, right?
Also the Pope's address on the jumbotron at White Sox Field.