TheFinalCapitalist

"Is that ham processed? If it's processed I don't want it."

Ma'am, that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. It has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. It is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs, emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. God had no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. The fact that this ham monolith exists proves that God is either impotent to alter His universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. It is a physical declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order. It is hubris manifest. We also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that.

i am too large of a human for the small ass tub at my home

There's something deeply funny about the west importing toxic goods when we would mine n produce things like asbestos to sell to other countries while they were banned at home

well gobbunism is when no iphone, so hes atleast staved off the revolution in america for another generation

I am here to suggest rift of the necrodancer, a very fun rhythm game thats only 20 bucks. Tho I think its only on pc n switch as of rn

I feel like you just said the sleeper agent code words for my brain. Do they still bacon narwhals on storm front or is it a truely dead meme from a decade+ ago

I believe thats illegal in the States iirc. Gotta buy from a middle man cus reasons

Ive been playing rift of the necrodancer. Ive never been one for rhythm games outside of playin rockband with friends when I was a kid but holy shit this game is good. Its got a really good twist on the notes coming down the board in that theyre all lil enemies with varying mechanics. Bats that switch lanes after bein hit, harpies that move two tiles every other beat and a few others.

Having really simple mechanics changing up the rhythm game formula has just sucked me in

Is it OK if I don't pay for the sub n just grind gold for a token every month ahhhh

Same but with no actual release date, I'm going to remain cautiously optimistic

I remember a shitpost from 4chan, of a dude who bought a alpha particle emitting hunk of metal and taped it to his balls. I'm almost certain this is truely the only fool proof way of maximizing your cishet alpha male stats