Sephitard9001

What if they were called Napsters and they could sing

So funny how braindead liberals truly are in the age of the internet and 60+ years of historical analysis and declassified info we have now that wasn't available back then. What do you even call an ideology where you can determine that

Nuking civilians with atom bombs multiple times: Good

Banning me from a fringe forum because I'm ideologically opposed to you: Bad

You're right you're right, liberals I'm so fucking sorry. I don't know how in my warped little authoritarian mind I convinced myself that banning you specifically on the internet is morally superior to nuclear hellfire wiping out entire bloodlines. Please forgive me for the love of god

Everyone watching District 9:

Fucking hell the recent discourse around the movie drives me up the wall. All the chuds that think they're vindicated because the director said the "bugs launched the meteor" in the director's commentary or whatever despite the movie itself directly contradicting this.

We see them ram the fucking meteor and change its trajectory. Rico's sitting in the barracks after quitting service talking with his parents on the telephone when the call suddenly drops when the meteor lands. Rico grabs his bag and walks out of the barracks to leave. Then the big fucking jumbotron outside starts playing a fully cut, edited, and narrated propaganda reel complete with rising death toll showing how Buenos Aires was destroyed by a meteor, they already determined it came from Klandathu and didn't arrive by chance but was launched with purpose, and the council already convened and decided on war. Shortly after this, they have another fully edited and narrated reel with footage of the destruction wrought by the meteor, complete with literal crisis actors rooting through burned out houses shouting jingoisms at the camera about the damn fucking buggos.

The movie does everything it could reasonably do to show you that it's a false flag without saying it out loud. Rico is perhaps the only fucking person on Earth with the knowledge to deduce this is a government plot, and he still signs back up with fervor to join the war effort now that his family and home is destroyed.

He bought the Tony Montana stock, good for resting it on your inner thigh as you spray and pray

Had to do a quadruple take because I kept reading it as Jill Biden

Thank god the CIA stumbled upon her situation by happenstance and with no previous connections to her, managed to ferry her and her co-conspirators out of the country just in time after only having just heard of her plight 😌

I started to suspect something was fucky when I kept getting recommended various versions of this video for multiple days after it happened. Like the media all designated this guy as the court laughingstock we should laugh at and shame.

The entire time I'm like "Wow driving with a suspended license? How fucking horrible. He shouldn't go to the store, his job, or court, or the DMV until he resolves that. Good thing our society allows people to take consequence-free breaks from all of those things for the duration of our suspensions"

Eat shit every single judge and clerk in the "justice system"

I'm not saying that Democrats are Republicans pretending to be progressives to enact Republican policy but what would be materially different than now if they were?

Oh wait I am saying that

There's no way I would be able to go through that whole self-serious movie and not crack a rib laughing at the scene way at the end where Kadaj transforms and Cloud's reaction is "Sephiroth . . . . Whaddya want?" Like he just answered his mother's 3rd phone call that day

I fought the overturned Bahamut simulation in Remake so I want to throw Chadley under the train in Midgar

Advent Children shows us that Rufus no sells that somehow