Pew pew pew gunna get you with the bean shooters
I think the one O had as a kid was more Islander tiki style but similarly treated wood with grass hair, possibly on a surfboard
PointAndClique
joined 2 years ago
Having to bring a jumper to work on a hot day because your coworkers insist on setting the ac to fucking 19 DEGREES is infuriating
Author uses they/them afaik
cool cool just tried to make an offhand comment about how work conditions at amzon 'fulfilment centres' are horrendous and my tech-oriented team were like oh it's mostly robots that do the work anyway - the mystique that Amazon has built for itself since setting up here is astounding
Hoorayyy! 
Five poop please
too bad im naming my kid brace
What does magic the gathering have to do with this
Actually you forgot to carry the two in your algebeanic equation - your rocket ship will explode
Beanzinga
Taste testing a $1c beanis and a $1 million beans
Beanzinga
6
I'm warning you, there's a malicious space warlock lurking around these parts cursing people [SCI FI VERSION]
(hexbear.net)
you approach a copse of gnardled space trees, an smattering of soace ravens is startled by your approach and take wing. You hear heaving and grunting coming from within...
An evil space wizard? Yes i am one such accursed by them. My fate is now to push this heavy space sphere to the top of the space hill only to have it collapse in spectacular and predictable fashion for eternity. Alas and alack . Heed the warning.
unsettled, you push ahead, the thought of being cursed to inescapable futility is a space stone you cannot push from your mind.
a dark finger rises ahead of you. A basalt space tower. It sits at the centre of a stone space disc that becomes the fundament before you. Like a reviled space sundial constructed to catch the light of a dying space sun. You approach the foot of the digit. The stairs to ascend bear a deep middle groove, but space moss space mold and space mildew have profundicated along the cold space stone, suggesting that whoever resides therein rarely sallies forth.
A be-bearded individual sits at a stone space slab, eyes fixated upon a spectral space sphere in front of them. It projects an arcane filtered space light of turquoise and magenta onto the space wall behind them. Casting your eyes to the space space beside the figure you encounter a scroll. Words surface unabated upon the surface of the space parchment inked by no human hand.
The hooded space one speaks: It is not me. I be not he. I am just space orb pondering space wizard. But do heed the space warning about the Evil doer his designs are inscrutable 
Now make thee scarce, these space scritterings and flitterings within the space globe do vex me
The sense of unease that was not but a space bean in the recess of your mind has now sprouted. A vine grows forth. From the south-and-east a chill space wind blows. As though a shadow were lifted, a clarion thought pierces through the space fog. I must go to The Space Lake
No ill befalls you. No space souls make themselves known to you. Your destination is clear even if your goal eludes you.
You follow the space creek that feeds the body of water. Space field becomes soace hill becomes space loam becomes space dune and the lake lays before you. Space sword grass and space sedge choke the mouth of the feeble space stream. Emenating from within, you hear a croak. Then another. And a third. You are drawn inexorably to the sound...
the evil space warlock junps out and turns you into a space toad lmao
12
I'm warning you, there's a malicious warlock lurking around these parts cursing people
(hexbear.net)
you approach a copse of gnardled trees, an smattering of ravens is startled by your approach and take wing. You hear heaving and grunting coming from within...
An evil wizard? Yes i am one such accursed by them. My fate is now to push this heavy sphere to the top of the hill only to have it collapse in spectacular and predictable fashion for eternity. Alas and alack . Heed the warning.
unsettled, you push ahead, the thought of being cursed to inescapable futility is a stone you cannot push from your mind.
a dark finger rises ahead of you. A basalt tower. It sits at the centre of a stone disc that becomes the fundament before you. Like a reviled sundial constructed to catch the light of a dying sun. You approach the foot of the digit. The stairs to ascend bear a deep middle groove, but moss mold and mildew have profundicated along the cold stone, suggesting that whoever resides therein rarely sallies forth.
A be-bearded individual sits at a stone slab, eyes fixated upon a spectral sphere in front of them. It projects an arcane filtered light of turquoise and magenta onto the wall behind them. Casting your eyes to the space beside the figure you encounter a scroll. Words surface unabated upon the surface of the parchment inked by no human hand.
The hooded one speaks: It is not me. I be not he. I am just orb pondering wizard. But do heed the warning about the Evil doer his designs are inscrutable
Now make thee scarce, these scritterings and flitterings within the globe do vex me
The sense of unease that was not but a bean in the recess of your mind has now sprouted. A vine grows forth. From the south-and-east a chill wind blows. As though a shadow were lifted, a clarion thought pierces through the fog. I must go to The Lake
No ill befalls you. No souls make themselves known to you. Your destination is clear even if your goal eludes you.
You follow the creek that feeds the body of water. Field becomes hill becomes loam becomes dune and the lake lays before you. Sword grass and sedge choke the mouth of the feeble stream. Emenating from within, you hear a croak. Then another. And a third. You are drawn inexorably to the sound...
the evil warlock junps out and turns you into a toad lmao
Side q: did this mon ever have a big moment after Whitney's gym?
Main
They are close to their expiry so they were at half price. Wh.. whaat? No. It's not like I like you or anything. You're gross. Get away from me you BEANIS BAKA
Why dod i allcaps degrees not infuriating * shrug *