I think you will find that many, many pharmacists are quite glad the CEO got got. A substantial number of pharmacists are unfortunately bourgeois-minded treat hounds, but the only thing they hate more than patients and technicians and non-pharmacy management and themselves is the insurance companies.
edit: unclear who got got in original phrasing
Libertarians 
Boomer Chuds
"They're basically adults"
The OG drug for that began life being tested (but performing poorly) for treating hypertension and angina but displayed a notable side effect. Sort of a "digging for water and striking oil" situation.
Sectionalism, isn't that what JD Vance was up to?
As far as soup noodles, I prefer Maruchan or Shin noodles. If other noodle styles are on the table, IndoMie Mi Goreng is a delicious comfort food. I sometimes throw a can of tuna (spend the extra 50 cents to get it in olive oil) on top if I need to make it a meal.
Yuri Shvets sounds like a Brace persona who comes out when the TrueAnon studio HVAC dies
I had great success the other day with rice, red lentils, mirepoix, and garlic cooked with vegetable broth instead of water. I second "most anything can be cooked in a rice cooker"
Yim and, dare I say, yum
The benefits of a rice cooker cannot be overstated
Hot fresh rice, tuna in olive oil, soy sauce to taste
Miso soup with a scoop of 3-4 day old rice in it
An undead favorite!
Overselling Greenland is a proud historical tradition, no reason to stop now