Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"
Lifetime ban from condiments. They belong in the kitchen, and have no business being in the bedroom.
I remember seeing a Final Fantasy VII OVA i didn't know existed in the declassified collection.
Really slow twist rate or smoothbore so they tumble too.
Bazookas indeed
He's gotta protect his most valued content creators.
You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.
And theeeeeen?
That was really a bomb? Man, there's some sick people in this world, sick people!
Your clothes are red!
Looks just like his dad Johnny, who did not hit Lisa, despite her tearing him apart.
Actually comes with a fine, €1000 for each publicized mention of deserving a Nobel prize. Tweets count as a mention.
Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"