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[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

Lifetime ban from condiments. They belong in the kitchen, and have no business being in the bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think that the real issue is that every room should have a conveniently-available bottle of hot sauce. An extra bottle could have saved a life here (and saved another life from being spent in jail). Moral of the story: don't skimp on your house's hot sauce supplies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"

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