this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would it be ingenuous to ask what brand of hot sauce it was? Hot sauce lover here.

[–] miss_demeanour 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'd like to take a stab at it, but....

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

That's very knife of you to do...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I'll ask my uncle to get on top of it first thing tomorrow morning.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Lifetime ban from condiments. They belong in the kitchen, and have no business being in the bedroom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think that the real issue is that every room should have a conveniently-available bottle of hot sauce. An extra bottle could have saved a life here (and saved another life from being spent in jail). Moral of the story: don't skimp on your house's hot sauce supplies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Maybe have an emergency bottle in a case labeled "in case of bland sandwiches, break glass"

[–] miss_demeanour 2 points 1 day ago

That's cutting the mustard. I relish the results. Hope to ketchup soon.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Things got a little... spicy 😎